Stevens Last Night in Town

Everyone gather 'round now
Sing us a song
Just in case by tomorrow
It happens he's gone
For two weeks and seven days our
Fair foreign friend
I had this feeling we might
Never see Steven again
But we thought he was gone
And now he's come back again
Last week it was funny
And now the joke's wearing thin
'Cause everyone knows now
That every night now will be Steven's
Last night in town

He's charmed everyone here
Except Tamara Easter
Who later revealed to him
Her innermost secrets
Won us over with stories
About Linda McCartney
Lost points
With the ladies for saying
He couldn't love a woman with
Cellulite

But we thought he was gone
And now he's come back again
Last week it was funny
And now the joke's wearing thin
'Cause everyone knows now
That every night now will be Steven's
Last night in town

We were talking 'bout something
Seems like it was funny
And then Steven got quiet
I think Steven was mad
Maybe he wasn't mad
But we felt very strange
In the moment
But the moment was passed and
Forgotten about

We thought he was gone
But he's come back again
Last week it was funny
And now the joke's wearing thin
'Cause everyone knows now
That every night now will be Steven's...
Last night in town [ha, ha! ]