Que Onda Guero

See the vegetable man
In the vegetable van
With the horn that's honking like a mariachi band.
In the middle of the street
People gather around
Put the dollar in the can.
Hey wait! Que Onda?
DJ cowboys hang around
Sleepin' on the sidewalk with the Burger King crown.
Never wake them up
mas cerveza
'til the rooster crows
vatos vergallos

Chorus
Que onda guero?
Que onda guero?
Que onda guero?
Que onda guero?

Manos blancos roll with crowbars
Sing rancheros on cheap guitars.
Abuelitas with plastic bags
Walking to the church with the Spanish candles
Dirty boracho says "Que puta?"
Andale joto, your popsicle's melting.
Run better run doot doo run run under the midnight sun.

Guero where you going?
Que onda guero?
Guero where you going?
Que onda guero?

Rampart boys with loaded rifles.
Guatamalan soccer balls, instant replays
Mango ladies vendedoras
And the bus stop sing a banda macho chorus

Que onda quero?
A donde vayas
Que onda quero?
A donde vayas?
Que onda quero?
A donde vayas?