I'll Be That Girl

If I were you...
(And I wish that I were you.)
All the things I'd do,
To make myself turn blue.

I suppose,
I'd start by removing all my clothes,
Tie my pantyhoes,
Around my neck.

Chorus:
I'll be that girl,
And you would be right over.
And If I were a field,
You would be in clover.
And if I were the sun,
You would be in shadow.
And if I had a gun,
There'd be no tomorrow.

If you will not have me as myself,
Perhaps as someone else,
Perhaps as you, I'll be worth noticing.

Then even a eunuch won't resist,
The magic of a kiss,
From such as me.

Chorus

It's time to kick off your shoes,
Learn how to choose sadness.
It's time to throw off those chains,
Addle our brains with madness.

'Cause we've got plenty of time,
To grow old and die,
But when at last your beauty's faded,
You'll be glad that I have waited,
For you...

When you're done,
With being beautiful and young,
When that course is run,
Then come to me.

Chorus
There'd be no tomorrow. (5x)