Alcohol

Alcohol, my permanent accessory.
Alcohol, a party-time necessity.
Alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself.
Oh alcohol, I still drink to your health.

I love you more,
Then I did the week before,
I discovered alcohol.

(That's what we're talkin')

Forget the cafe latte,
Screw the raspberry iced tea.
A Malibu and Coke for you,
A G&T for me.

Alcohol, your songs resolve,
Like my life never will,
When someone else is picking up the bill.

I love you more,
Then I did the week before,
I discovered alcohol.
Oooh alcohol,
Would you please forgive me?
For while I cannot love myself,
I'll use something else.

I thought that alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do.
I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze.
But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose,
To walk the fine line between self-control and self-abuse.


I love you more,
Then I did the week before,
I discovered alcohol.
Would you please ignore
That you found me on the floor,
Trying on your camisole?
Oooh alcohol,
Would you please forgive me?
For while I cannot love myself,
I'll use something else.

(Would you please forgive me?)2x