The Boys Light Up

I was heading for my mountain home
Where all the ladies names are Joan
Where husbands work back late at night
Hopes are up for trousers down
With hostess on a business flight
Taxi in a Mercedes drive
I hope that driver's coming out alive
The garden is a dorsetted
That lady she's so corseted
She's got 15 ways to lead that boy astray
He thinks he's one and only
But that lovely she's so lonely
She pumps him full of breakfast and she sends him on his way

One sing-song dace
One per-form-ance
One cheap tent show
Oh, no no no

Then the boys light up, the boys light up, light up

Silently she opens the draw
Mothers little helper is coming out for more
Strategically positioned before the midday show
Her back is arched, those lips are parched
Repeated blow by blow
Later at the party all the MP's rave
About the hummers she's been giving
And the money that they save
To her it is skin lotion
Him promotion too
That flat in Surfer's Paradise with the ocean view

One sing-song dance
One per-form-ance
One cheap tent show
Oh, no no no, them

The boys light up