Too Animalistic

Bob and Coozy are sitting on the couch
She wants to eat, the Cooze ain't no slouch
She says come on baby, I want a Sara Lee up my crack
The Cooze is gettin' hot, she wants some action in the sack
She says come on baby, I got something for you
But whaddya think, Bob told the Cooze?

On his back, on his back
Bobby starts to quack!
He says stop, this ain't pop
And besides, it's just too...

Too Animalistic!
Too Animalistic!

French Provincial is growing everywhere
T-shirts inside out, peroxide fills the air
She says come on baby, I want a donut up my crack
The Cooze is getting hot, she wants some action in the sack
She says come on baby, I got something for you
But whaddya think, Bob told the Cooze?

On his back, on his back
Bobby starts to quack!
He says stop, this ain't pop!
And besides, it's just too...

Too Animalistic!
Too Animalistic!

Well, like Cynthia and Steve Garvey are sitting on their waterbed, and
Steve says, "c'mon, baby, suck my dick"

And she says, "you fuckin' piece of shit
You aimed your ball at ground
You wanted ground balls Friday night
You blow ball games
You're not worth 5O dollars a week
You goddamned turkey
You won't even let your mitts get dirty
You want me to suck your dick
Baby, you're just too..."

Too Animalistic!
Too Animalistic!
Too Animalistic!
Too Animalistic!