Leeds United

Amanda Palmer

We watch you, your expert double exes
It’s just like you to paint those whiter fences
It’s so polite, it’s so polite, it’s offensive, it’s offensive
It’s so unright, it’s so unright, it’s a technical accept it

But who needs love when there’s Law & Order
And who needs love when there’s Southern Comfort
And who needs love at all

We stalk you, your expert double exes
We oxidize you in your sleep, there’s no exit, there’s no exit
You’re on a roll, you’re on a roll, no one gets, it no one gets it
Your honor, no, your honor, can’t you protect us, protect us

But who needs love when there’s Law & Order
And who needs love when there’s Southern Comfort
And who needs love
When the sandwiches are wicked and they know you at the Mac store

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh – I’m so excited
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh – the blacks and beat kids
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh – I’m getting frightened
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh – Someday, someday Leeds United

Bugsy Malone came to carry you home and they’re taking you all to the doctor
Burberry vices, all sugary spices, it’s nice but it’s not what I’m after
Sure I admire you, sure you inspire me, but you’ve been not getting back so
I’ll wait at the Sainbury’s counting my change making bank on the upcoming roster

And we’ll stop you, your expert double exes
Oh yeah, a big stock holder extra cold with two X’s
That never talking thing you do is effective, it’s effective
Your shoulder’s icy colder – oh – than a death wish, than a death wish

But who needs love when there’s Law & Order
And who needs love when there’s Dukes of Hazard
And who needs love
When the sandwiches are wicked and they know you at the Mac store

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh – I’m so excited
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh – the blacks and beat kids
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh – they’re so excited
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh – when I think about Leeds uniting
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh – I’m getting frightened
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh – the blacks, the blacks, the blacks, and beat kids
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh – It’s so exciting
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh – someday, someday, someday, someday, someday, someday
Leeds United