Because I Got High

It's like I don't care about nothin', man
Roll another blunt, yeah, oh
Yeah, yeah

I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
My room is still messed up and I know why (why man) yeheh
'Cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high

I was gonna go to class before I got high (come on, yo, check it out)
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed, but I got high
I'm taking it next semester and I know why (why man) yeheh
'Cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high

I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high
Now I'm sellin' dope and I know why (why man) yeheh
'Cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high

I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high (no you weren't) yeah
They took my whole pay check and I know why (why man) yeheh
'Cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high

I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high (I'm serious man)
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
Now I'm a paraplegic, and I know why (why man) yeheh
'Cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high

I was gonna pay my car a note until I got high (say what, say what)
I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high (yeah)
Now the tow truck's pulling away, and I know why, (why man) yeheh
'Cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high

I was gonna make love to you but then I got high (I'm serious)
I was gonna eat your pussy too but then I got high
Now I'm jackin' off and I know why (turn this shit off) yeheh
'Cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high

I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why, (why man) yeheh
'Cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high

I must stop singin' this song because I'm high (baby oh)
I'm singin' this whole thing wrong because I'm high (bring it back, bring it back)
And if I don't sell one copy I know why (why man) yeaheh
'Cuz I got high, 'cuz I got high, 'cuz I got high

(Are you really high on, man?) (he really is high man!) get jiggy with it
(O bring it back, bring it back, bring it back, bring it back)
(say what, say what, oh)
'Cuz I'm high, 'cuz I'm high, because I'm high

Well, my name is Afroman and I'm from East Palmdale (East Palmdale)
All the 'Dale weed I be smokin, is mama's hell (excellent delivery)
I don't belive in Hitler, that's what I say' (oh my goodness) yes
So all of you skins (skins), please give me more hemp, mother fucker

Afro mother fucker m-a-n
A-e-i-o-u and sometimes w
We ain't going to sell any of these mother fucking albums cuz
Let's go back to marshal durbans and hang some more chickins 'cuz fuck it
Fuck the corporate world bitch