What The Hell Happened To Me
Adam Sandler
(Speaking)
Hey guys
I just wanna thank ya for listening to my record
I hope you had as much fun as I did
Here's one last ditty, just for you
(Sing)
I used to ride my big wheel
And sell lemonade
Eat popcorn with grandpa while we watch the parade
But now I'm only happy when I'm drinkin' J. D
What the hell happend to me?
I used to have throwin' snowballs
With my best friend Billy
The mom would make us cocoa if we got to chilly
But now I only get excited when I see a girl pee
What the hell happend to me?
I used to be the nicest kid in the neighborhood
I only did the things mama said I should
But now I just do whatever I want
I even whipped it out in a restaurante
I used to
Help clean the park
In the middle of town
Then play kickball till the sun went down
But now all I do
Is get VD
What the hell happend to me?
It makes no sense
I can't believe this happend to me
I'm outta my gourd
Won't smebody please help me
Do-do-do-do-do doop wop doo badi do
I'm kind of a weirdo