Song About Me

Er, this is Song About Me
It's er, it's a poem all about me.
Sort of.

I like to go out walking
And I like to do it often
And I like to rub cutlery
Until it starts to soften
I sometimes drink Ovaltine
Whilst reading The Republic
And I say to my friend Michael
Are you going down the pub, Mick?
Some people eat all their tea
But some folk call it dinner
I really don't care which it is
So long as it doesn't make me thinner