Macavity, The Mystery Yak
A F Harrold
Macavity's a mystery yak
He's called The Hidden Hoof
He's a bovine Zen master who
Knows the Eightfold Truth
He's the burden of the Buddhists
The Dalai Lama's worst despair
'Cos when they reach Nirvana
Well
Macavity's
Not there