Introduction (Revels Without Applause)

Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to er, welcome you to this A. F. Harrold's Half Hour compact disc, um
It's, it's a fun-filled jamboree of poetry and s-tuff
Um and I hope you enjoy it.
Here comes the first poem now
Be prepared, brace yourselves
And sit back and enjoy.
Thank you very much.
Here we go.