Intro

Er, good evening ladies and gentlemen
Welcome to the Bohemian Night Annual Disc Ography of Fun and Bohemia
Indeed er many of Britain's most talented young people
And indeed some of them are over thirty
Have assembled here this afternoon in your very own CD player to
Welcome you with some of the greatest talentful songs, tunes, strumming, er poems, rhythmical congo playing and flutism known to man
Um and if you understood that sentence then you're a better man than I am.

The whole thing is the brainchild of Rob, who will be singing for you a little bit later on
And I sometimes help him out.
I'm a poet.
Huhuh.
Isn't that great.

Now, what happens with Bohemian Night?
Who knows?
Bohemian Night happens every week.
Every week, ladies and gentlemen, come down to the 3B's in Reading.
Every week, be talented.
Come and show yourself off.
Invite your friends perhaps.
Who knows?
If you've got friends.
I mean you might be at home listening to this on your own.
Who knows?
Do you have friends?
If you've got friends, why are you sitting here listening to this?
Go down the pub with them.
Go to the cinema with them.
Watch television with them.
Have a conversation.
What happened to the art of conversation?
Who knows?
Why do I keep saying who knows?
Who knows?

Bohemia
'S a strange concept, isn't it?
It should be time for this introduction to be over, I'm sure, and I'll hand you over to the first musical act
Who is X 'cos I dunno who it's gonna be yet.
Er, look at your inlay card for details and spool to the end of the cassette after the gap.
Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen
Goodnight.