Old Mr. Heffer

Stumbled my way on the darkest afternoon
I got a beer in my hand and I'm draggin' a stoagle too
The back of my brain is tickin' like a clock
I simmer down gently but boil on what the fuck

Get back 'cause I'm feelin' good tonight
Get back 'cause I'm feelin' right

Trouble is a word that stars with a capital T
And I refer myself to the word 'cause I'm so keen
Little do they know that I'm struttin' such a style
It makes the trouble in me all worth the while

So get back 'cause I'm feelin' good tonight
Get back 'cause I'm feelin' right

There goes Billy and Susie walkin' hand in hand
Well I quickly caught up slurring yo what's the plan
They had fear in their eyes and bellies that ran like dogs
Well I barrelled down laughing screaming Susie you forgot your clogs

Well, Old Mr. Heffer
I'm really pleased to meet you
I didn't mean to scare your blue-eyed child
But Billy didn't talk to me
And Susie wouldn't look at me
It made me so doggone crazy
I had to chase them for a mile
All wanted was change for a buck

Well I'm back and I'm feelin' good tonight
Well I'm back and I'm feelin' right
Well I'm back and I'm feelin' good tonight
Well I'm back and I'm feelin' right

Jesus